WHOA.

My name is Patrick. I am 19. I am as tall as Michael Phelps and we have the same wingspan. I love bulldogs, pandas, good tunes, city life, and learning about optimizing health.
Holy Beauty

Holy Beauty

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “THANK YOU FOR CALLING EDWARD JONES, THIS IS SARAH.” Bottom Text: “HI BETH.”]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “THANK YOU FOR CALLING EDWARD JONES, THIS IS SARAH.”

Bottom Text: “HI BETH.”]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “SORRY WE ONLY HAVE AN 8 OR 10.” “WHAT ABOUT A 9.5?”Bottom Text: “EIGHT OR TEN!!”

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “SORRY WE ONLY HAVE AN 8 OR 10.” “WHAT ABOUT A 9.5?”

Bottom Text: “EIGHT OR TEN!!”

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “No one comes into store.”Bottom Text: “DM bitches at you for not making your day.”]

Story of my life

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “No one comes into store.”Bottom Text: “DM bitches at you for not making your day.”]

Story of my life

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